What the fuck
New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift
OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.
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- Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*
- Me: 👀
- My Dog: 👀
- *Kill Bill Sirens*
Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa
Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas
*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*
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The Index-Journal, Greenwood, South Carolina, August 6, 1952
every time millennials say they have the darkest sense of humor, the cold war generations have a little giggle
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Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it
Just because I treat you right doesn’t mean I’m the one.
I’m just doing what I’m supposed to do.
Fuck. This is the realest shit I’ve read today. Like it’s ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don’t latch onto someone just because they’re doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing
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this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like
Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head
you know what, thats fair
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“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”
Y'all soooooo annoying
“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af
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Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :
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